Hidden Talent to Etsy Brand Blueprint

Input:
Hidden talent: "I can write hilarious, rhyming insults on the fly"
Interest: "retro arcade aesthetic and neon colors"
Output from ChatGPT:

Shop Name:
Neon Roast Co.
Product Line Ideas:

Custom retro insult postcards (“You’re like a low-score Pac-Man run – weak and ghosted”)
Printable wall art of neon-tinted, rhyming burns in vintage arcade fonts
Glow-in-the-dark insult stickers (“You light up the room — by leaving it”)
Personalized 80s-style burn poems sent digitally or handwritten
“Roast-a-Friend” bundles for birthdays or breakups (with custom rhymes)

Target Audience:

Millennials and Gen Z with a love for retro aesthetics
People looking for funny, slightly mean gifts
Office pranksters, roast battle fans, meme lovers

Visual Branding & Shop Vibe:

Vibrant neon color palette: hot pink, electric blue, slime green
Pixel fonts, arcade-style UI mockups, flashing GIF product icons
Product photos staged like an 80s game cabinet screen
Tone: sassy, fun, confident, mischievous

Quirky Marketing Angle:
"Buy insults that slap harder than your high score."
YouTube shorts of live AI roast battles
TikTok trend: “Send your ex a neon diss with free shipping”
Limited-Edition or Viral Product Idea:
“The 8-Bit Burn Book” — a handmade zine with perforated, tear-out insult pages, each with a QR code that plays an 8-bit chiptune diss rap. Limited to 100 copies.