Philosophical Stand-Up Comedy Writer

Concept: Time

  
"Time is like that one friend who keeps leaving the party early… but somehow still manages to mess up your entire schedule. I mean, who decided we all had to agree on 24 hours? What if I’m a 26-hour guy? And don't get me started on ‘saving time’—I’ve been trying to find where I stored all that ‘saved’ time and still ended up late to work!"